What did you have? Blank willow.Īll right! Now let's go to our newest member of the panel, Mr. All right, let's go over to Dick Nixon, former president of the United States. P*ssy willow, that's what I would have said. Robin The only thing on my mind, Gene, was p*ssy. Now, Brett, what did you have for us? Blank willow. Let's go over to Miss Brett Somers right now. Let's play our game now, OK? Shall we? And what we're gonna do is ask you to fill in the blank, OK? Now, I want you to listen carefully.
We have a lot of excitement in the air today because we have some great panelists. My name is Gene Sternburn, and welcome to Match Game. What kind of a woman are you to have sex this way on the radio?ĭon't answer that question. I can't believe you're really making me to do this.Ĭome on, do it. Now, what I need you to do is put your private area over the woofer. In fact, my father was a radio engineer, and he proved this theory years ago. And I want you to sort of straddle the speaker. Could you turn the treble all the way down and put the bass all the way up? First of all, what kind of radio are you listening to us on? You have a transistor radio, or you have one of those big sound systems?
You know what we're gonna do to solve your problem? I'm gonna have sex with you right now over the radio. You know, we have the most beautiful audience. Some people tell me I look a lot like Farrah Fawcett. Well, I've got blond hair, and I've got blue eyes, and my measurements are about 38-24-34. Oh, really? Well, let's see if we can't help you with your problem. Well, every morning I lie in bed, and the only thing I can do is think of you. I was calling because I have a really big problem. That's it! I am making a baby! It's baby time! I'm ready to give you a baby. You're completely on fire about having a baby. At any minute, you're gonna be number one. You're gonna be the best morning man in the history of radio. And do you want to know something? You got to think about the economics of this. I'm about two days away from being fired, the way I figure it. And you know, maybe it's a little premature. You know what? You're getting baby fever here. I'm in the middle of important show research.
Robin Leach says we should move to Antigua.
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